Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

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Kiwi the Hamster, Eaten Alive by Her Cage Mate

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Except That One Time: The Tragic Reality of Life's Fragility

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Double Homicide Because Rodents Get Hangry

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Gus, the Class Pet Who Slit His Wrists on a Tape Dispenser

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Maurice, Forced Into a Gender Crisis and Crushed to Death by Leaping Giants

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Gerbil Learns the Sky's the Limit the Hard Way

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Poor Fatso, Stomped to Death Going for Gold

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Hamster Gets Lost and Starves to Death

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