"Screw THEM. Let ME Eat Cake."

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This Slick Little Biker Chick Is Ready to Brave the Rain

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Your Independence Day Style Cannot Touch This Guy's Swag

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This Guy Needs a Beer After a Long Day's Work

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Strapping Lumberjack Dog Seeks Lady Dog with Heart of Gold

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5

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"Bitch, I'm Fabulous."

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I See Your Fonzie Jacket and Raise You an Awesome Hat

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This Debonair Dude Is Ready to Make the Magic Happen

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"I'm Too Sexy for this Top Button."

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